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Slasher Witch At The Waterpark by Penny Moonz




 This hilarious, outrageous, and wet story will definitely give you a chuckle or two. Probably have you gagging a bit and wincing a lot, too. Penny Moonz writes lots of horror comedy books, but this one is my first. I plan to read the others for some more unique entertainment.

The Green family plans to spend the day at the new Frog Island Waterpark. Things start out great! And then it gets very bleak and nasty as the day goes on. Zelda, a stinky woman, is at the park and amazed at what she sees, trying to understand it all. When she gets harassed, she gets angry, and then gets even. Zelda isn’t just some random homeless lady… she has a few tricks up her sleeve and makes sure everyone remembers this day. 

This is a quick story filled with great scenes of chaos and humorous narration. I highly recommend this for a weekend read, especially this summer. And most definitely read this if you plan to visit a water park.

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